FIVE THINGS YOU WILL ACHIEVE TODAY:
5. CALLING IN SICK AT WORK
Photo: My neighbor.
4. FEELING THIRSTY
Congratulations! You have a new friend. A beautiful gallon of water. Yes, because you feel as thirsty as vampire Bill in True Blood.
My co-pilot in traffic.
3. FALLING ASLEEP AT WORK
Photo by Denis Sinyakov: British Prime Minister Tony Blair falling asleep before a meeting in Heiligendamm June 7, 2007.
2. STARVING LIKE A HOMELESS
Craving a huge pizza, a gigantic bowl of pasta or a whole baguette. Maybe, If you are lucky enough, you’ll have the pizza, pasta and the baguette.
Photo: Delicious Pizza (two weeks ago)
1. RESPECT THE SPEED LIMIT
Because you feel like death is your new best friend.