The film TOP 5, written and directed by comedian Chris Rock is now playing. I sat with his good friend, the actress Rosario Dawson, to talk about her role in this movie and since it’s the most wonderful time of the year she sang for us her top 5 holiday songs.
To watch the interview make sure you have “DIRECTV” and check their premium channel -> ON DIRECTV.
More Flashbacks from the top 5 show “Los 5 +”
Top 5 breakup songs (mini clip from Instagram)
FYI: Yes, nothing new here… Adele songs make you eat a tub of ice cream.
FIVE THINGS YOU WILL ACHIEVE TODAY:
5. CALLING IN SICK AT WORK
Photo: My neighbor.
4. FEELING THIRSTY
Congratulations! You have a new friend. A beautiful gallon of water. Yes, because you feel as thirsty as vampire Bill in True Blood.
3. FALLING ASLEEP AT WORK
Photo by Denis Sinyakov: British Prime Minister Tony Blair falling asleep before a meeting in Heiligendamm June 7, 2007.
2. STARVING LIKE A HOMELESS
Craving a huge pizza, a gigantic bowl of pasta or a whole baguette. Maybe, If you are lucky enough, you’ll have the pizza, pasta and the baguette.
Photo: Delicious Pizza (two weeks ago)
1. RESPECT THE SPEED LIMIT
Because you feel like death is your new best friend.
Car accidents would be HIGHly reduced:
If Miami drivers smoke marijuana instead of being annoyingly cranky they would be relaxed, chill’ out in traffic.
No more speed limit tickets
Miami residents would actually save money with this one. “Was I in a hurry?, for what? I don’t remember. I love everybody… Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race…”
People would laugh more
Florida is the sunny state indeed. But now we would be the happier state. People say that when they smoke weed they laugh about everything, right? Oh, you don’t have enough money to pay for your rent? haha!! Hysterical.
Tired of the fast paced life? Stress free
Marijuana smokers explain the time passes much slower (Live in the moment) and you can actually enjoy very single moment of your precious life.
Marijuana is cheaper than alcohol. Goodbye Cirrhosis!
Yep. Apparently It is easier to be high than drunk these days. Alcohol is expensive. This is a fact. I am not even an alcoholic and every time I’m going out I pay lots of money for a couple of glasses of a good red wine. My smoker friends tell me it is less traumatic than a hangover.
The 24/7 Fast Food industry biggest come back
Legalizing marijuana would help the fast food industry. The restaurants would have to open new locations, thereby new job positions. This, of course, would help to lower unemployment rates.
Last Night was the most important night for film industry. But we already know this. What we don’t know yet is what really happened to the actress Renée Zellweger when she was onstage with the rest of the cast from the movie CHICAGO presenting Best Original Song. Zellweger’s face looked like an awful cartoon drawn by a blind caricaturist. She is a great actress, but last night just wasn’t her best performance. Although she’s probably going to be remembered for a while. Here are five possible explanations to the sour’s face and robotic moves of Renée Zellweger.
5. Queen Latifah farted and she couldn’t stand the smell.
4. A tampon got stuck in the wrong hole.
3. It wasn’t Renée Zellweger. It was actually a robot.
2. She noticed a new wrinkle, freaked out and had multiple shots of vodka backstage.
1. She accidentally drank a dose of Botox.
Renée Zellweger was drunk.